Life of Degen
Day 0: Innocent & Naive
KOL
First Wallet… “Not that deep!”
First Meme Coin
Buy & Pray… #WenRug
Telegram Trenches
24/7 DeFi Calls at 4 AM
AI Coin Frenzy
“GPT Gains” or bust
Insomnia & Rugpulls
“Sleep is for fiat plebs.”
Black Swan Event
Everything -90% in 12 hours
Overleveraged
Max leverage on top tick!
All-In on Next 1000x
“It can’t fail twice!”
CT Meltdown
“Devs do something!!1!”
Panic Sell
WAGMI? More like NGMI.
Bull Trap 2.0
Entering again, learned nothing
Rug to Resurrection
We do it all over again!
“One more cycle…”
Spent entire paycheck on an IDO
Joined 50 Telegram groups (lurking in all)
Monitor holder counts at 3 AM daily
Set 15 alarms for AMA calls
“Wen Lambo?” spam in every chat
Pulled in by random influencer tweets
Trench.bot: checking whales & bundles
Discord meltdown
All-in on AI tokens: “What could go wrong?”
Paper-handing 2 secs before 10x
Panic buy top… again
Some bridging fiasco
Blame devs for everything
“Sol unstoppable!” hype spam
Rug Count: 5, still going strong
Stalking analytics 24/7
Eat, sleep, lever up, repeat
“One tweet from Elon can fix this”
Mass exodus to next chain? Probably
Permabull mode… until it’s not
DeFi meltdown: “Where’s liquidity?!”
Take profit? Nah, diamond hands!
“Bart pattern” = GigaChad chart formation
No lessons learned, open new position
